Thursday 22 October 2009

Katie Price and Alex Reid - Britain's most beautiful couple

Katie Price - what's left to say that hasn't already been said?

She is pure trash. Funny. But gross.

I once read her autobiography when I should have been writing my dissertation in my third year. It was the vilest thing I have ever read. "NEVER TRUST A POP IDOL" - ew gross Katie, you shagged Gareth Gates. We know. It was your fault he dumped you because errr...YOU'RE GROSS.

Anyway, here she is looking at her absolute best as an Amanda Lepore impersonator.

Her poor Incredible Hulk boyfriend. He isn't a trannie is he? Not a real one?

The funny-nosed thing has been totally swept up in the huge vacuous hole that is Katie's life and in a bid to get even more publicity, she probably went "OHMIGOD IT WUD B SO FUNI IF U DRESD UP LIKE A GIRL HAHAHAHA YYEAHHH GO PRICEY IM AN INDERPENDANT WOMAN YEAHHH."

And I imagine when you are with Katie Price, you don't have much choice otherwise she will strangle you with hair extensions. The weight of her tits could easily hold the cage fighter down while she did it.

Can't wait for him to get dumped and to REVEAL ALL to....Reveal. Or something.

Anyway I must go and watch the news, this Nick Griffin on the BBC (completely bad decish, by the way) thing is really rather interesting.

He really does look like a Bond villain doesn't he?

1 comment:

  1. Price couldn't wait to tell all on Graham Norton this week about Alex only having one nipple because of his kinky car battery antics. Her tits were so big I wanted her to choke on them - pure filthy grossness.

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